Last night, I was downstairs, going back and forth between the kitchen and the family room, trying to watch Ten Commandments and do some dishes. There was a REALLY annoying bug plaguing me in the kitchen. He kept flying to the light. At one point, he landed on the kitchen floor and I was tempted to kill him. But I decided texting was more important. This gave the bug a chance to fly away during my preoccupation and thus, continue his plague upon my sanity.
I finished my dishes (and texting) and sat down to actually watch the movie classic. But the bug followed me, much to my chagrin. The utter angst! But then he went back to the kitchen. And then I didn't hear him anymore.
I wondered if he landed and I had a shoe, ready to smack him down! But nothing. I turned on the main kitchen light, still couldn't hear anything. And then I looked down... There he was, caught in a web in the corner of the wall...